A woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her man's sex drive.
"What about trying Viagra ?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance, " says Mrs Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache."
"No problem," replies the doctor, "drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it."

A week later, Mrs Murphy visits the doctor and he inquiries as to how things went."Oh, it was terrible, just terrible, doctor."
"What happened ?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off, and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible."
"What's terrible ?" asked the doctor, "was the sex not good ?"

"Oh no, doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show my face in McDonald's again."

Because tonight

junhao
20
LOVE MOVIES.
FUCKING STRAIGHT.
I'M WHAT YOUR MUM WARNED ABOUT.
YOU DONT WISH TO KNOW ME. SERIOUSLY.

Will be the night

..seasons are changing
..and waves are crushing
..and stars are falling all for us
..days grow longer and nights grow shorter
..i can show you i'll be the one.

That i will

fall for you

over again.