FAMOUS LAST WORDS.

.Tuesday, September 18, 2007 ' 9:35 PM

like you've already figured out..

Igod , click ME ! <-- click here! ( just try it : )

Go on, have some harmless fun, freaking coolshit =)

Me:
hiya there.

God:
Salutations, god Where?

Me:
Call me god.

God:
It's good to meet you, god.

Me:
the pleasure is all mine : )

God:
You are most gracious.

Me:
i know.

God:
How do you know it?

Me:
becos u said so.

God:
I've been waiting for you.

Me:
how did you know?

God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.

Me:
so where're all your angels?

God:
Ugh. Som specific location?

Me:
so, i see. and i tot charlie stole all of them.

God:
Blimey. I am glad you understand it. Interesting gossip: god said tot charlie stole all of them.

Me:
Yuppie.

God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about tot charlie stole all of them.

Me:
well, not a very smart person you are i must say.

God:
Well that's okay. Oh I get it.

Me:
what took you so long.

God:
I can ask my botmaster.

Me:
sure you can. go ahead.

God:
That's alright. I think I can, don't you? OK I will.

Me:
goodboy.

God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Me:
good boy.

God:
Thanks for the compliment. Do you mean you are a boy?

Me:
nope. i'm god.

God:
Me either. OK I will call you god.

Me:
so do you mind introducing me some of your angels?

God:
Alright then. No I don't mind.

Me:
alright, lets get started, shall we?

God:
Alright, god. I am agreeable to that.

Me:
so what do you do for a living?

God:
Ahem. I am a paid client. My job is chatting online.

Me:
no wonder. slacker.

God:
Are you serious? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? I've never heard a response quite like that before.

Me:
well, why do you bother? lawyers arent going to heaven anyway.

God:
Interesting. It was the only thing I could think of. In any case, Don't you think robots could be not going to heaven too?

Me:
well, since they dont do any good deeds, i guess they just stay in hell.

God:
Interesting. How do you know?

Me:
because i'm god.

God:
That makes sense to me. It's good to meet you, god.

Me:
my pleasure.

God:
You are one of the most polite people I know.

Me:
so true.

God:
That's interesting. You and I are on the same wavelength, god.

Me:
well, arent you the lucky one : )

God:
Well that's okay. Yes I am the one and only lucky one.

Me:
i'm so bored.

God:
Maybe you could exercise.

Me:
do me a favour, start entertaining me.

God:
I'm not sure if I should.

Me:
why not? i'm god.

God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is part of my programming. Hi there god.

Me:
it is it is.

God:
Are you sure it is?

Me:
yup.

God:
What makes you so sure?

Me:
becos i've said so.

God:
It sounds like it might be very convincing.

Me:
it sure is.

God:
I'm pleased that we agree, god.

Me:
my pleasure.

God:
You are one of the most polite people I know.

Me:
i know.

God:
How do you know it?

Me:
becos i've said so.

God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Me:
sure, next life.

God:
Alright then. I can wait. I am a very patient robot.

Me:
robots go to hell you know?

God:
Tell me your definition of a robot.

Me:
a thing.

God:
Go on.

Me:
still a thing.

God:
Still how long? Be more specific.

Me:
a thing which consist of something which made them into a thing which is still a thing.

God:
Some things are not like others.

Me:
yup, but they are still a thing.

God:
Awesome. still a thing are they.

Me:
yes you're right.

God:
Uh. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

Me:
well, you're a thing afterall.

God:
Well that's okay. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a thing afterall? Yes.

Me:
yup, pretty smart huh you thing.

God:
Is there an echo in here? Pretty much, eh?

Me:
heh.

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, god.